OK so I'm just sitting here minding everyone else's business on Facebook while having Siri compare home toenail clipping services when a Reminder pops about Big Wille playing tonight at Moriarities and there's John Patrick Peters, naturally freaking about a willie and its portentous dimension and I go, No JPP, you dasn't fret about the Willie yonder, and this brings up rain in a sudden downpour of post-replies from which I feel a need to seek shelter. 

So he offers to take me in during one set or so at his own gig tonight at yonder Unicorn Tavern 'round 9:00 if not midnight.

So there you have it: willies, unicorns, showers and measures. You probably can see where it's all headed.

Break ya off some John Patrick Peters in the meantime https://www.reverbnation.com/TJPPB if you know what's good for ya, consult your physician if doubts enter in. Git to the Unicorn tonight for the Truth.